unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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cocaineteas:

When somebody try to come for my fave…

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heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

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cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

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lecterings:

‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

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queefilicious:

my morning routine:

• wake up 

1. flawless

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nicrouhohoho:

today during lunch this kid dressed as buddy the elf stood up and said “the best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear” and got the whole cafeteria to sing a christmas song with him

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sherlockbringthejam:

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

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morgrana:

when someone unfollows me

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